Name:
Arashi
Age:
17(April 10)
Gender:
Queer(Masculine pronouns prefered, or neutral would be nice)

♠♣

I have lost control of my life....



Land of Innocence and Sorrow

 

ASDFGHJKL; MY HERO OF RAGE HOODIE CAME -SCREEEEECH- I CAN’T WAIT TO GO GET IT TOMORROW~~~~

I wish I could have my nice things delivered to my apartment but no gotta have it go to someone else’s house then go get it :Y

How I say it: Oh, you haven't read Homestuck?

How my friends think I say it: L̅̍́҉̷̼̣̫̟͢E̪̠͈͇̪͗̾̏T̘̰̦̽̒̊͠ ̴̨̳͂ͫ̎̋͗ͭ͠M̢̝͙͈̰̳͎̮̲ͬ̓͋͌͛̉̀́͝E̺̝̟ͥ͒ͦͥͫ̈́ͭ͒̆͘ ̠͇̜̈ͤ̊̍ͫͭ̋ͫ̚͜͝Ṯ̷̛̤̔̏̽̒̍͞E̲̻̺͔͖̖̼͓͂̏̎́Ļͨ̋̐͋ͨ̐͛ͤ́͏͏̝̰̺̥̱L̈́̃̑̅̋̂́͏͍͇͚̞̮̬͝ ̵ͨ͑ͩ̑̓͒ͭ͏̟͙͚̟͓̮Y̛͍͍͇͖ͧ̓̔ͩͯͦ͂͋͝O̰̜̜̭̹̥͕͓̙ͧͪ̋ͫ̅̌̓Û̸̖͐̆͊ͫ̉̀̕͠ ̷̧ͮͮ̐҉͓͕̥͕Aͣ̈́̊ͣ͝҉̗͎͈̰̭ͅB̶͎̱͉͍̬̩̟ͪͨ͊͂̍̉̑ͯ͠Ọ̢̣̙̍͗̓̓Ų͋͗̾̋̀҉̲̘͖̩̼̞͍̹͢T̮̜̬͔̻̭͈ͤ̅̅̎̈ͤ̄ͣ͝ ͒͋͑҉̳͚̫H̷̸̛͍̐̀ͪ̓ͬ̍̍̚O̵̸͎͇͋͛͛̈́̅̚͜M̷̧͔̺̼̳̞̜̙ͭE͎̠͍̰͙̘͇͌̓̐͆͛́̀ͫṠͧ͋̄̿ͥ̃͐҉̺̘̝̩̣̯̙̝ͅT̴͚̟́͌̇ͤͬƯ̗͓͋̉̇̀ͤ̽̇̍Ć̴͖͍̳͎͇̹͑͟K̸̰̹̩͕͒͗̋̓͊̚

casuallysteverogers:

randomly-zebras:

Have you ever really thought about now and know

Like the letter k changes the sound of o how does that even work wtf

that feeling you get when someone you absolutely hate is loved by literally everyone for reasons beyond your fucking imagination

(Source: jennittles)

cake-powered-flux-capacitor:

this-is-blasphemy:

somakeehl:

tavros-hot-butt:

littlemissplainjane:

farcryforleopard:

caderyan:

iliketrainsandbowie:

true story.

This.1,000,000 times this.


I’ve never seen this before. Are they fucking serious? THE AUDACITY. 
ITS THE FUCKING BEATLES.
Beatles > everything and everyone > boy band

I….want to kill them.

wOW RAGE

I don’t even like the Beatles that much, but this is blasphemy. :U

BLASPHEMY.

Aaaand there goes my sanity…

cake-powered-flux-capacitor:

this-is-blasphemy:

somakeehl:

tavros-hot-butt:

littlemissplainjane:

farcryforleopard:

caderyan:

iliketrainsandbowie:

true story.

This.1,000,000 times this.

I’ve never seen this before. Are they fucking serious? THE AUDACITY. 

ITS THE FUCKING BEATLES.

Beatles > everything and everyone > boy band

I….want to kill them.

wOW RAGE

I don’t even like the Beatles that much, but this is blasphemy. :U

BLASPHEMY.

Aaaand there goes my sanity…

makeyourdeduction:



Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.

WE THOUGHT AFTER YOU MESSED UP BEING THE SHARK SUPERVISOR IN JAWS YOU MIGHT HAVE LEARNT YOUR LESSON, BUT NO. YOU’RE FIRED, PHIL.

makeyourdeduction:

Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.


WE THOUGHT AFTER YOU MESSED UP BEING THE SHARK SUPERVISOR IN JAWS YOU MIGHT HAVE LEARNT YOUR LESSON, BUT NO. YOU’RE FIRED, PHIL.

(Source: thesimonpeter)

Avengers pick up lines:

Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.

Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".

Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.

Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.

Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.